I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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