Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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