3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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