We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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