The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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