He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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