yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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