Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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