Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Send help, water and tortillas.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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