Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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