Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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