But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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