I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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