i would punch a child for taco bell
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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