There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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