I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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