One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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