I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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