I hope mine doesn't look like that
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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