Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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