well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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