I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize