Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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