some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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