normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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