So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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