So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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