I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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