Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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