Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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