champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize