Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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