speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Holy shit dude........stairs
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
