Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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