I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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