Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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