Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
