we have officially lost it.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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