Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Text me some of your sweat
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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