I wish i was in the wii world.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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