I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm bleeding and have questions
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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