Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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