She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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