Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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