I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
