Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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