I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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