I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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