i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I would ride that face into the sunset
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
do nipples grow back?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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