Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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