Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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