glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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