On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Porn is love you can see.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
handjob tips. give me some.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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