Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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