im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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