I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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