Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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