if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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